Hahaha. That's so true. But be careful, Sherlock. As far as I know you'll never understand the full power of female emotions so it's a dangerous battlefield for you. If I wanted to date John, I wouldn't like to compare with you. Why should I? I would like to conquer my own part of Johns heart. A part that's completely unused. And when I have it - try to reclaim it. (Oh, and the "I don't know your name trick" will not work again. If it's necessary, I would wear a nameplate on my jacket.)
Of course it wouldn't be easy to be in a relationship with John but I think when you really love someone and when you know that you're loved in return, you'll never stop fighting for that. And if I wanted to be alone with John I could arrange a nice little date on horseback. Two fast horses for us, a green meadow and a small hungry pony for Sherlock and we would have some free time... XD
That's about right, I love third-wheel Sherlock. He's like a brother that's always following John everywhere. I always imagined Sherlock, John and John's girlfriend/wife all living together. That's what should have happened in the older versions, Watson should have had Mary move in with Holmes and him; it's not traditional but Holmes wouldn't have to be alone.
AWWW! This is possibly the cutest thing I've EVER seen! I can just imagine Sherlock sharing a flat with John once he's married and then annoying the heck out of his wife! Although I don't think I'd mind that ^^ It's fantastic and incredibly witty! well done old chap!